Texts From Last Night · BVBhimself's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry rosie12345 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

BVBhimself's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(641): View more from Iowa

My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.

Fav 9 3227 1007
share tweet
(773): View more from Illinois

I think I sprained my soul last night

Fav 11 2762 1228
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(941): View more from Florida

Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains

Fav 11 2956 1507
share tweet
(910): View more from North Carolina

I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?

Fav 10 2723 1570
share tweet
(717): View more from Pennsylvania

well in DOG beers, i've only had one

Fav 20 5840 1255
share tweet
(585): View more from New York

He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.

Fav 8 4877 1035
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(936): View more from Texas

what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?

Fav 78 5840 1241
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(925): View more from California

370HSSV 0773H read that upside down

(1-925): View more from California

what are you doing with your life

Fav 19 5534 1769
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT