Texts From Last Night · alex1space's Favorites

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(314): View more from Missouri

He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome

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(660): View more from Missouri

He described his sex dream about me using only emojis

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.

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(360): View more from Washington

I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy

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