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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?

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(+61): View more from Australia

BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON

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SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE

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THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.

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(519): View more from Ontario

The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs

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(302): View more from Delaware

She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.

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