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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I didn't notice because vodka

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(646): View more from New York

I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.

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(713): View more from Texas

Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.

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(602): View more from Arizona

Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.

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(906): View more from Michigan

I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.

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