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(419): View more from Ohio

Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.

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I don't have a cat..?

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(219): View more from Indiana

I need a fucking roommate.

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You need a fucking babysitter.

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(407): View more from Florida

There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure

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(908): View more from New Jersey

You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin

(908): View more from New Jersey

i apologize, I may have called you an iguana

(908): View more from New Jersey

Mistakes were made

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