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(402): View more from Nebraska

Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.

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(406): View more from Montana

It was just a squirrel

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You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.

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(240): View more from Maryland

seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop

(213): View more from California

so that means christmas in space?

(781): View more from Massachusetts

imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now

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