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(781): View more from Massachusetts

We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.

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(817): View more from Texas

I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.

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(905): View more from Ontario

I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.

(1-905): View more from Ontario

Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.

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(971): View more from Oregon

Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.

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(440): View more from Ohio

WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS

(740): View more from Ohio

BECAUSE SCIENCE

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(805): View more from California

Is the party worth it?

(512): View more from Texas

I am drink. Beer pony and singing.

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(214): View more from Texas

True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like

(972): View more from Texas

Why do you text me weird shit like this?

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