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(512): View more from Texas

Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.

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(248): View more from Michigan

No piss test, hell yeah

(248): View more from Michigan

FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.

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(305): View more from Florida

I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.

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(240): View more from Maryland

You said dick pics aren't attractive

(301): View more from Maryland

Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!

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(410): View more from Maryland

Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.

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(812): View more from Indiana

I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.

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