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(732): View more from New Jersey

My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub

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(503): View more from Oregon

dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off

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(313): View more from Michigan

I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.

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(805): View more from California

Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha

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(631): View more from New York

...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....

(1-401): View more from Rhode Island

Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.

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(618): View more from Illinois

i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.

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