Texts From Last Night · karate1974's Favorites

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Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid

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(276): View more from Virginia

She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes

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